James and Andy of V/Vm
wake up one morning to find a lifetime supply of pudding in their
cabinets, Andy's car is missing and neither can remember what happened
last night. An answering machine message is left by their girlfriends,
the twins, played by Mira Calix and Andrea Parker, bitching them out
for the mess they made last night and how they forgot it was their
anniversary. Now the two are screwed because they can't find their car
with the anniversary gifts they bought for the girls. On their journey
into the town Wendy Carlos tries to run over Andy, Colin Newman and
Malka Spiegel try to run over James. They meet up with their old friend
who's played by Andrew Mackenzie. From there, the three drive to get
some Chinese food, where Takako Minekawa gives them hell on the
drive-through intercom. After a small incident, Mackenzie takes off and
leaves the two to try to piece everything together. A hot girl from
school, played by Bettina Richards sees the two on the street, flirts
with Andy as her boyfriend and some other thugs (played by the Isotope
fellas) show up and threaten to beat our two heroes up. A run in with a
transgendered girl played by Riz Malsen (Neotropic) at a strip club
adds another twisted piece to the ever-growing puzzle, while an Asian
tailor, played by Masami Akita hooks them up with hip Addidas outfits
with magical pockets.
Upon leaving the shop, the two are abducted by the Add N to (X) folks
who play a gang of underground nerds trying to communicate with space.
This is where it gets weird: the Add N to (X) crew (who later torture
the main characters by playing some of their music) inform them that
they need the Continuum Transducer to save the universe. Once our
heroes break free from the nerds, Chicks on Speed show up also wanting
the treasured Continuum Transducer. But it gets even more bizarre:
Stefan Betke and Florian Hecker also appear in the film, claiming to be
the keepers of the Continuum Transducer and well, the rest of the story
has young James and Andy running around, trying to get the car and save
the universe and figure out what happened last night. Honest!
