A SHIRT THAT SAYS
"WHO'S NEXT?"
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"I WISH TO REMARK," REMARKS UNCLE SAM, SETTING HIS PLUG HAT FIRMLY BACK ON HIS HOARY BROW, "AND MY LANGWIDGE IS PLAIN, THAT FOR WAYS THAT ARE DARK AND FOR TRICKS THAT ARE VAIN, THE FOE'S MOST ABOMINABLE LOP-EARED LANTERN-JAWED HALF-BREED WHISKEY-SOAKED AND GENERALLY ONCROPULOUS AND HAUGHTY HOST DO TAKE THE CAKE, IF YOU DON'T WATCH 'EM! THEY ARE DISGRACEFUL, DEPRAVED, AND PUTRESCENT, ENDOWED BY THEIR CREATOR WITH CERTAIN GANGRENE HEARTS AND ROTTIN' BRAINS AND SIMILIAR UNALIENATED BLIGHTS, AND GIVEN TO SECH PUBLIC FROTHIN' AND FUMIN' AS TO WOUND AND DISEASE THE BODY POLITIC LIKE THORNS IN THE FLESH AND OTHER EEROGINOUS ZONES! BUT HEY! IF THE RED SLAYER THINKS HE SLAYS, BOYS, HE KNOWS NOT WELL THE SUB-TILE WAYS I KEEPS WHUPPIN' THE SHE-DOUBLE-I-IT OUTEN ANY SLANTINDICULAR SIDEWINDER WHAT TRIFLES WITH FREEDOM, SWELLS THE CARESS OF DISUNION, INCITES DOMESTICAL INCH-ERECTIONS AMONGST US, EATS OUT OUR SUBSTANCE, OR NOTHERWISE BITES THE HAND WHAT LAYS THE GOLDEN EGG OF PEACE, PROPERTY, AND THE BOTTOMLESS PORK BARREL! WHOOPEE! A NATION, LIKE A PERSON, HAS GOT SOMETHIN' DEEPER, SOMETHIN' MORE PERMANENT AND PESTIFFEROUS, SOMETHING' LARGER THAN THE SCUM OF ITS PARTS, AND WHAT THIS NATION'S GOT IS ME! SO KEEP YOUR HEADS DOWN, LADIES, WHILST I POURS OUT MY WRATH UPON 'EM LIKE WATER!"

(ROBERT COOVER, THE PUBLIC BURNING, 1976)

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