"Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?" harked words transcribed by the late great Freddie Mercury. His emotion drenched in reverb and operatic in it's execution. How could he have known then that aside from the hedonistic pleasure trove that was the seventies that in the next century we would remiss those words and regret that we were not his friend or crusted bed toy.We now find ourselves 6 years into a century of throw away pop stars and in desperate need of some musical linament substantial enough to stem the flow of emotion from the arrow gauged corporate wound that punctured our rock hearts.If thirsty then drink from our cup and if weary lay your head upon our laps.

Formed in 2000 by Pepe Florente, Sebastian Falkstaff and later joined by Bud Stricken. The band were thrown together after a night of mirth & mead uptown from their Doncaster headquarters in the cosmopolitan republic of Sheffield.

Muzik magazine described Fast Lady as “the new, NEW wave of British Heavy Metal”… the bands debut album “The Money Shot”. A 15 song journey through downtown Doncaster right through via sex crime cities and gun toting, lucky strike smoking chickettes.