The
stars and celebrities come out in support of The Colonel
The
world cup hit by The Colonel is available now as a FREE
DOWNLOAD here at the V/Vm Test Site.
As a friend of the stars V/Vm has managed to obtain a number
of quotes from some leading names from the Beautiful Game
all of which are big fans of the Colonel.
SVEN
GORAN-ERIKSSON
gives the colonel a big thumbs up "Well i think how do you
say ? mmm, the Colonel has been a big help since Rayne Wooney
broke that foot in his bone and is now doubtful for the cup.
Of course we have Peter Crouch who is using "cup my balls"
as a motivational tool which should aid his perfomances in
Germany to the point that he may even kick the ball the right
way. I too hope to be cavorting and do you English people
also say rutting around europe again with the ladies ??? I
am sure i can be at the centre of at least one more sex scandal
before i vacate my position as head coach so the Colonel will
provide my soundtrack like he did in Bangkok."
DIEGO
MARADONA the big man puts some more pounds
on in support "i think the Colonel is doing a great thing for
English Football. Recently i met that real creepy crisp stealer
from Leicester for your BBC. What a night that was, we party,
party and drinky, drinky !!!!! I think with the Colonel cupping
his balls you have a great chance of landing the big doughnut
and baby i should know because i have landed my fair share of
doughnuts over the years.I am a doughnut."
JIMMY
TARBUCK
gives us an opinion we don't care about " Well i believe my old
mate Stand Boredman has been singing about German's Bombing
Chippies again like we've never heard that one before from Stan
over the years, he's a right card is our Stan with his famous
Scouse Wit. Ken Dodd was ill and failed to re-record his 1982
England hit "if you can't beat 'em tickle them with your
stick". So it's nice to hear something fairly fresh and
uplifting from the Colonel. Not since my Winner Takes All days
i have been so upbeat. If this track was on that show it would
be the fifty to one shot. I'm off now to shit in a cup in readiness
for the opening ceremony."
JIMMY
"FIVE BELLIES" GARDENER
gazza's drinking buddy puts down his booze
for the colonel "Well since i got sent
down for handling fire arms i've been looking for a new anthem
and "cup my balls" feels like i've hit the jackpot.
I sure have cupped Gazza's balls over the years especially
after he cried at Italia 90 so it brings back too many happy
memories for me."
NEIL
"RAZOR" RUDDOCK
the razor is using the Colonel to get back into
shape. "since quitting a few years
back i have been looking for the perfect exercise music and
had settled with Cotton Eye Joe which has seen me lose about
3 pounds over the last year. The Colonel now motivates me beyond
belief to the point that pretty soon i will be as thin as a
twiglet. Come on England."
BIG
RON ATKINSON
the colonel's secret love child backs our tune "It's great to see dad finally
getting some success on the big stage and hey he's got the style
and can do the lollipop so why not. Make no mistake he's no
mug and if he push forward and adopt a four-four-two formation
then really he's got a great chance. I think he's pulled one
over the old masters with this number i really do clive, in
fact i would go as far as to say that if he's one nil up with
the clock ticking down that even a late equaliser wouldn't dampen
his spirits. You know those Germans are good in Penalty shootouts
though so i don't think he'd fancy going all the way."
RONALDINHO
the colonel is better than brazillian samba "You think the reason i play with
a smile is because of my genius on the ball, well you would
be wrong. It's all down to the Colonel. I met him at one of
his legendary night parties in Brazil just after i signed for
Barcelona and he showed me a few new moves and has become a
real motivation for me. I often sit with Roberto Carlos and
cup his balls before the real big games these days so in Germany
i hope to be cupping again soon."
