V/VM CD PACK 01 - NOISE Rank Sinatra / V/Vm x 2 / Cock E.S.P. / Mu 5 x cd albums (with no jewel cases) Five CD's packed together without jewel cases and available at a real knockdown price. This pack features the noiser end of V/Vm Test output, from the harsh croon of Rank Sinatra through to the digital mess that is Mu. There is no easy listening audio here. further information about this pack and its contents buy this 5cd set now for £16 inc p&p

V/VM CD PACK 02 - ARTISTS Al Duvall / Animal / Fast Lady / The Caretaker 4 x cd albums (with no jewel cases) Four CD's packed together without jewel cases and available at a real knockdown price. This pack features four of the individual artists that have appeared on V/Vm Test in recent years. Al Duvall, Animal, Fast Lady and The Caretaker. Four full albums for only fifteen pounds including postage and packing. further information about this pack and its contents buy this 4cd set now for £15 inc p&p

V/VM CD PACK 03 - THE CARETAKER The Caretaker x 3 / H>ost 4 x cd albums (with no jewel cases) Four CD's packed together without jewel cases and available at a real knockdown price. This pack features the first three albums by The Caretaker "the haunted ballroom", "a stairway to the stars" and "we'll all go riding on a rainbow". A copy of the debut album by H>ost is also included. All four albums are available for only fifteen pounds. further information about this pack and its contents buy this 4cd set now for £15 inc p&p

V/VM CD PACK 04 - COMPILATIONS Auraloffalwaffle (2CD) / Fan-Dabi-Dozi! (2CD) / Hate You / The Green Door 4 x cd albums (with no jewel cases) Four compilations spread over six compact discs (as two are double cd's). Hours of cracked and absurd audio from an International cast of superstars and misfits. Amazing value for this collection which spans V/Vm Test output from 1998 to 2004. further information about this pack and its contents buy this 4cd set now for £15 inc p&p

V/VM CD PACK 05 - THE WHOLE MESS V/Vm x 3 / Mu / Fan-Dabi-Dozi! / Animal / Fast Lady / Cock E.S.P. / Rank Sinatra / The Caretaker 10 x cd albums (with no jewel cases) A massive ten compact disc albums showcasing both the diversity and abusrdity which is V/Vm Test. Hours of listening pleasure, from the croon of Rank to the horrifically wrong audio of Animal. The cod rock of fast Lady through to the serene audio of The Caretaker. This set is a great starting point to explore the underworld of V/Vm Test at a crazy price. further information about this pack and its contents buy this 10cd set now for £35 inc p&p

THE CARETAKER - anterograde amnesia 6 compact disc boxset (vvmtcd25) This limited edition boxset captures the seventy-two memory virtual release which has been available here since december 2005 and makes it physical. Packaged in a 6dvd case along with an accompanying eight page dvd booklet each set pre-ordered will be personalised and numbered. The music is dark and haunting. Amazingly the cost of this 6cd set is only £16 which includes p&p. further information about this release buy this 6cd set now for £16 inc p&p

RANK SINATRA - chairman of the bored (re-press) cd albums (vvmtcd17r - V/Vm Test) 'Chairman of the bored' has been repressed in this limited edition format to celebrate Rank's second recent tour of Japan. featuring new disc art (seen left) the tracks are all the same as the original release as is the artwork. Crooning from beyond the grave. Expect a new full length from Rank via V/Vm Test in 2007. tracklisting further info buy this cd for £8

V/VM - sabam cd album (vvmtcd89 - V/Vm Test) A thirteen track collection of V/Vm New-Beat which takes tracks from the "miss nicky trax" 12" single and the "made in belgium" 12" and puts them alongside some unreleased tracks. Fully remastered for compact disc digital media. The sound of 1989 dirty Belgian acid is back once again this time it's digital. tracklisting buy this cd for £5 V/Vm New-Beat microsite

V/VM - made in belgium 12" vinyl (WeMe05 - MeWe Le Disque) This time it's real, V/Vm New-Beat released in its homeland Belgium via WeMe/MeWe. This 12" vinyl features four tracks three of which were recorded whilst V/Vm was in Belgium in 2005. Features the club hit 'destelbergen'. Mastered loud for maximum dancefloor penetration. Available in pink sleeves for the girls. A tribute to the heroes of Belgian New-Beat. tracklisting buy this 12" for £7 V/Vm New-Beat microsite

BRADBURY - instant oblivion cd album (dual plover records) Chronic depresive, alcoholic, long term 'unemployed', asthmatic, homosexual Gary Bradbury presents this new phsycodelic masterwork. A collection of colourful and spritely ditties from the psychedelic vortex that is Bradbury. tracklisting buy this cd album for £7 inc p&p

DJ RAINBOW EJACULATION / PASSENGER OF SHIT 12" vinyl (system corrupt) An awesome 12" by Australian's 'Rainbow Ejaculation' and 'Passenger of Shit'. Defining new styles of breakcore, this is intense music with moments of pure evil and stupidity thrown in for equal measure. Passenger of Shit calls this sad-core. Gabba, distortion, gay-porn samples, stupid hoovers it's all on this 12", make sure you don't miss this genre buster. tracklisting buy this cd album for £7 inc p&p

DRESSED IN WIRES - big black cock of death 12" pic disc (dist4 - distraction records) Parties can’t cope without this record. You know that party you had, the other day, without it? Sorry, but it was rubbish. This is debut vinyl release from Yorkshire's favourite laptop spazcore mentalist featuring an image of german crooning leg end heino on this luxury picture disc 12". tracklisting buy this 12" picture disc for £7 inc p&p

HARD OFF / 1BOMB1TARGET - split 7" (hirntrust grind media) A very limited 7" pressing featuring Austrian heroes of grind 1BOMB1TARGET on one side against Australian born and Japanese based international mischeif maker HARD OFF who comes up with a totally hilarious cut-up metal-skanky-techno-idm disaster. tracklisting This release has now sold out

NEW WAVER - neuters cd album (dual plover records) Chronic depresive, alcoholic, long term 'unemployed', asthmatic, homosexual Gary Bradbury presents this new phsycodelic masterwork. A collection of colourful and spritely ditties from the psychedelic vortex that is Bradbury. tracklisting buy this cd album for £7 inc p&p

NOISE/GIRL - discopathology cd album (pimpk02 - turbid) The last CD from heavy-psyche-disco project "Noise/Girl" and released via Brainwashed. Alice goes through the disco-ball looking-glass and finds a wonderland of throbbing bass, howling feedback, distorted rhythms, analogue pulses, and crashing white noise. Initially released and still available on 12" vinyl on V/Vm Test. tracklisting buy this cd album for £7 inc p&p

SINGING SADIE - songs for swingers! cd album (dual plover records) Sadie has been performing song and dance acts since she was very small a child.You may have seen her performing in the Yonteens Jazz Ballet Academy Christmas concert in North Richmond way back in '94. Perhaps you saw her in her own adaptation of the Blues Brothers at the Chatswood Community hall in '99. tracklisting buy this cd album for £7 inc p&p

SISTER GWEN McKAY - handjob cd album (dual plover records) Straight from the corpus christie catholic college at camperdown, Sister Gwen and friends never fail to fascinate and entertain with their barrage of questions to radio talkshow host and all round bar room intellectual Peter Hand. Learn the mystery of the word whoompah and the origin of the word blouse through nigel's constant struggle with the English language. tracklisting buy this cd album for £7 inc p&p

TOECUTTER - toecutter compacted disc cd album (no label) Sydney love god and all round looney tune The Toecutter is back once again with more mayhem on CD which this time collates all of the audio he has created between 2003 and 2006. This collection of madness also includes remixes by Shitmat, Sickboy, Xian, Maladroit, Bloodyfist, Rainbow Ejaculation and Main$tream. Covers have each been hand painted using gold paint. tracklisting This release has now sold out.

TOECUTTER - we-topia double vinyl album and 7" single (no label) This luxurious and limited offering from Australian love god Toecutter is spread across two vinyl albums and 7" single. All is housed in the most luxurious packaging and in a sleeve designed by the world famous Miss Shimada. The vinyl features various audio vomit hackups from Toecutter and features remixes by Shitmat, Sickboy, Maladroit and Xian. One not to be missed. tracklisting buy this double album and 7" for £12 inc p&p

TOXIC LIPSTICK - prisoner of hormones cd album (dual plover records) 'Prisoner of hormones' is the new hard-hitting cd from two gutter-mouthed sluzza's from the darkside of the bikerax... dope beats, dope keys and dope raps about putting things into your privates and taking them out again. tracklisting buy this cd album for £7 inc p&p

UM / ASCOLTARE - split 12" pic disc (tripel004 - tripel records) Vocalising alongside minute blocks of digital yuck, UM struts like a broken, funkless version of Harco Pront ( Music for Speakers ) occasionally knocking knees with The Residents ( Euroralph ) and Voks ( Dekorder ). Plundering the world of the reality TV Chef and its surrounding culinary language, Ascoltare serves us a yummy cut/up featuring choice sound bites. Mastered by the Gaeoudjiparl. tracklisting buy this 12" picture disc for £7 inc p&p

VARIOUS - Can buy me love 2 double cd (digital vomit) Volume two of the artist pay for time on the disc compilation series 'can buy me love'. This two cd set features over 50 tracks from a whole host of digital abusers including Toecutter, DJ Rainbow Ejaculation, 7U?, Hard Off, Jansky Noise, Christopher Jion, Solypsis, Cock E.S.P and many, many more. With CD artwork by Rank Sinatra. Very limited and available for only £3.50. tracklisting This release has now sold out.

VOLVOX - egg pluto pup and you cd album (dual plover records) The final instalment in the volvox reissue trilogy,‘pluto pup and you’ follows our earlier and now sold out reissues of ‘the damage begins at the mouth’ and ‘bad earth’. hear how their stumbling front man lester vat helped create one of the most bewildering sounding groups in music history. tracklisting This release has now sold out