US CD Soleilmoon SOL50
NL CD Terminal Kaleidoscope TEKA555
PL CD/CS SPV TK04
US LPx2 Soleilmoon SOL50
side a
side b
side c
side d
Qa'Sepel - voice, keyboards, destroyed lyre
Silverman - keyboards
Niels van Hoornblower - horns, flute, electric horns
Ryan Moore - acoustic & electric guitar, bass, drums, theremin
Atwyn - electric guitar, squeltch bass
Frank Verschuuren - sound devices
Nienke - lady voice
Calyxx - little voice
Vinyl edition is limited to 1200 copies.
Hallway of the Gods is the name of the brilliant new studio album by The
Legendary Pink Dots, their first in two years. Recorded over the last 12
months in Nijmegen and Vancouver, this album presents the Dots at the
pinnacle of their creativity. Psychedelic electronics are perfectly mated
to Edward Ka-spel's distinctive vocal style, producing a transcendent
musical experience. Hallway of the Gods will initially available as a
limited edition double album, complete with different artwork and a bonus
track, 9 Shades (Houston) Parts 1 & 2 that will not be available on the
compact disc.
A spokesperson from the Dots' camp issued this cryptic statement
regarding the new album,
So you are sitting in a plane a few thousand feet above the Atlantic
Ocean innocently gazing out of the window, when it suddenly becomes
clear that all is not as it should be.
For a start, your sick bag is humming a somewhat atonal version of
Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue in your right ear, just loud enough to
irritate you and the cigar smoking geranium in the seat next to you.
Taking your eyes away from the window for a second, you note that
your legs have disappeared, and in their place is a formless wobbling
substance that resembled gelatin. Being a strict vegetarian you
naturally find this disturbing, but your attempts to cry out for
assistance end up sounding like small 'feeeeeping' sounds. A three
headed eagle with bad breath squats on the seat in front of you
screaming inaccurate quotes from the Koran in an obviously fake
Irish accent.
It's time for a nervous breakdown, but the eagle mutates into a
balloon faced sergeant-major who bellows "This is NO time for a
nervous breakdown, asshole - we gotta go hunting ventriloquists!"
And the plane turns into a bottle o'beer, bottle o'beer... and the
earth turns into a peanut butter sandwich which is in turn eaten by
a crocodile and spat out again because it tastes like nothing and the
whole goddamn universe melts into a green blob, grows an enormous leg,
tap-dances on Fred Astair's skull and mutates into EVERYTHING again.
Time twists backwards, and you are sitting on a plane innocently gazing
out of the window eating a piece of dried banana.
We are but playthings my friends. We are yours to disrespect, my large
looming friend up there...
Welcome to the Hallway, the exits are lies.
STERREKRAZHNALIVSHIJAR-H ALHEMNIS
On High
That's Greenland down below... Think of igloos, snow... Thirty plus
varieties to throw, to eat, to smother you... Take cover as you fly cocooned
across this fragile globe, because you can never rise above it. You'd better
pay the earth your mute respect because you never learned to love it or to
have, to cherish, to hold... Until death when we provide the great
provider... I hope they'll never hide me in a brick, unnumbered, neatly
fixed (Press HERE for pearls of wisdom...) Every day this stone rotates so
be content, I'm listening. I'm etched upon a plate... it's disinfected so
don't you look away. You're really unprotected and I sense the train of hot
hyenas licking at your heels. I see the flock of hungry hawks close in
around this plane. There is no sanctuary and everyone around you is insane.
Mekkanikk
My robotic afterlife was tainted with rejection. I'd gaze at my reflection
and see rust. Let's form a club for all the clones that never made it.
Techno lepers, cyber chumps, prosthetic paupers plunging pliers in your
pocket... And if I dance when you are feeling bored... And if I serve you
when you're lazy, lying limp across the floor, will you inject a little joy
into my stick? Will you respect me in the morning?
Sterre
She was so sad. No word of comfort really registered. No friendly hand could
steady her. There was no contact, no consideration, penetration or hope. We
stood here watching form our observation post. Now here's a finger, here's
little line - we'll take you in we'll guide you home... But with two
enormous wings she left us standing, reaching for a ghost. And on this
mlancholy night there is a star that stands alone. Far beyond the
constellations, far removed from highest heaven; cast aside and still we
only watch but, my oh my, she's beautiful tonight.
Spike
H with a capital Hate, out catching souls and drilling holes and it can make
you feel like Jesus 'til that Sword gets driven in. Stepped over on the
homeless night, they sprayed the wall my desperate friend had tried to climb
in vain. They felt his pulse, they swept him clean away. Oh you fucking fool
- you left us carrying your useless pain and now we're trapped here until we
die. Remains. The residue. (Is it you???)
All Sides
Somewhere in the distance there's a figure standing proudly. Arms raised
toward the heavens, she's commanding space and time to crack. It's raining.
It's alarming. I see mountains on their backs. The blood red river rises.
Armies on all sides assailing all that creeps. Shoul dI stand here like a
sheep and dye a target on the space between my eyes? Should I run? Should I
sleep? Should I mumble words to she who sees me naked from all sides? Is it
all a little late to start believing? Oh I believe all sides... Oh
anything...
Harvest Babies
First he shivers, then he burns and waves his arms for our attention. We
drop our vague pretentions, form a circle and applaud. And praise the Lord,
we're throwing tokens 'til the fire hits the sky. We fall in fits upon the
woodpile and we shall scrape there until we die. Until we are reborn in
light, glowing amber - a knowing look across our eyes. Yet as wet as new
born babies. We have nothing left to hide. Take me as I am! Take us as we
are! Take things as they came! Take it all!
Lucifer Landed
"Dance for me!" he calls out from the fence but we just shake a little.
"Fall for me!" We fall and make amends with holy Marys. I can't look you in
the eye because your heel is pressing hard upon my head. You terrify me
truly - you petrify me half to death. You're telling me that you feel
mysterious today. Walk with me... or may I walk with you? What does it take?
Be with me... I can still remember bring weightless, feeling free. I could
dance without a hundred fingers pointing, where the laughs were never mean.
And I know there's something out there. And I know I'm going to get there...
Please don't be mysterious today...
The Saucers are Coming (transcribed by "S. Richmond")
It's 6:30 p.m. on a cool spring evening. I'm standing at the sink washing
dishes and gazing through the window at a rolling red sky. It's all a part
of the daily ritual. Once in awhile my attention wanders as the voice on
the radio gives me new information. Crisis' and wonders and unequaled ???.
Some of it sinks in and some of it just sort of floats by...in one ear out
the other. A normal spring evening. The sort of evening where you're just
happy to be alive. Just happy to be standing here washing dishes. THIS IS
A NEWS FLASH. REPORTS ARE REACHING US THAT A FORMATION OF APPROXIMATELY
FIFTEEN FLYING SAUCERS CAN BE SEEN IN THE SKY OVER ST. IVES CORNWALL. THE
SPOKESMAN FOR THE MINISTRY OF DEFENSE HAS CONFIRMED IT CANNOT BE ASCERTAINED
WHERE THEY COME FROM AND THAT THEY DEFINITELY ARE NOT WEATHER BALLOONS. AS
SOON AS WE KNOW MORE WE'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT.
The saucers are coming.
ThE eYEs OF tHe WOrLd aRE uPon YOu. THe hOPeS aNd PrAYErs oF LibERty LOviNg
PeOPLe eVERywHEre mArch WiTH yoU.
(this is Edward speaking as two different news reporters at the same time)
IT'S 6:35 ON A CLEAR SPRING EVENING (it's 6:35 on a cool spring evening)
AND I'M STANDING IN A FIELD JUST OUTSIDE JAMESTOWN. (and i'm standing in a
field just outside ?japan?) IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. IMAGINE THE SKY IS LITERALLY
COVERED BY FOUR GREEN AND SILVER DISCS. (it's unbelievable. the sky is
covered by four green and silver discs.) THERE ARE PEOPLE CRYING IN DROVES
(some are reflecting orange in the sun that's setting) THERE ARE OTHERS
AROUND CAMPFIRES (there are people crying in droves) KEEPING WARM. AND
THERE ARE CROWDS BEHIND ROPED OFF AREAS TAKING PHOTOGRAPHS. (some people
are sitting in tents and around campfires in some self-styled welcome
committee) SOME PEOPLE HAVE EVEN SET UP SOME SORT OF SELF-STYLED WELCOMING
COMMITTEE AND BANNERS BEARING MANDELBROT SYMBOLS. (there are crowds
behind roped off areas taking photographs.) IT'S INCREDIBLE. AND AS I
SPEAK THE FIRST TANKS ARE ARRIVING. (...self- styled welcoming committee
and banners bearing the ?mantlecross?. and as i speak the first tanks are
arriving. AND NOW AS THE SUN TURNS ORANGE IN THE WESTERN SKY EACH OF THE
SILVER DISCS IS CHANGING COLOR. THERE ARE NOW HUNDREDS OF SETTING SUNS IN
THE SKY.
(a lot of static and low voices)
...with green...
...photos being taken...
...now...
What else can I say? Their green? They haven't showed their faces yet
Haven't heard
their voices yet. They're there but they're inside. ??? ??? ??? comprehend
??? ??? ???
WiTh LiBErty aND ?cHAOs?, ?hELLo LOndOn?. GOOdnIGHt TO YoU aLL.
Come to me. I've been waiting so long. I don't know who you are or what
you are. Whether you're our past or our future. But I need you because
I've waited long enough. And the saucers fly through the open window. They
glide through my fingers. They land on my chest. They make knots in my
hair. And I'm open and expecting on my makeshift alter. Prepared for what
ever the new people will deliver. I trust. Because what else should I do
but trust. What else should we do but trust. THEY SHOULD TAKE THE TAX
BACK. This is bigger than all of us so we may as well lay down and trust.
There is no moon tonight, but the stars are whispering our names. There is
no moon tonight, but the stars are whispering our names.
...??? ??? OUTSIDE OF OUR COMPREHENSION...(completely outside their
comprehension.)...TRYING TO ??? ???. TRYING TO ???. ??? ??? EVERYWHERE
??? BUT SITTING ON TOP THEIR ??? (i think they're just sitting on the job.
i think they are playing with our minds.) ??? ??? I DON'T THINK THEY EVEN
CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE. [There is no moon tonight, but the stars are
whispering our names.] (i don't think they care about what the people
think.) WE MUST TRUST THEM. YOU MUST TRUST OUR JUDGMENT. (Everywhere road
to the west country is blocked with traffic.) (how do we trust their
judgment?) (People are coming from all over the country.) (but i don't
think they've got anything under control.) BUT WE'LL GET THERE. WE'LL GET
THERE. (yeah...they just don't get it.) WE'LL GET THERE. Oh thank christ.
Destined to Repeat
Your face seems so familiar. I'm sure we've met some place before. It could
be we were lovers, maybe eye to eye in some... war. With pulling faces,
screaming like two imbeciles. Two racing bayonets. We connect, it's
unmistakable. So don't look you look the other way. Don't lie back and
pretend that you are sleeping. This is something we're too deep in. We're
destined to repeat. Come to me my lover. Speak to me my enemy. You cannot
run away from me - we're destined to repeat. Look this way my lover. Speak
to me my enemy - we're driftwood on an endless sea...
Hallway
Here in this passage with the mist up to my knees - a frightened savage
pounding panels, I beat on every door I see but I get no answer. Yet I know
I'm not alone cos I hear laughter and I know it's all for me. And I know
there's no returning because the gods must be appeased, and, of the
millions, they nominated me. And I'll walk 'til they forget as we'd forget.
I'm all theirs to disrepect and I plea guilty. Call it 'murder by
exclusion'. Call it criminal neglect... Just how many false confessions will
it take me? Must I climb the mountain? Must I cry against a wall? Am I
doomed to stay marooned here in this hall. Shipwrecked in this gaping hole
in time. In this lost museum that's forever closed inside. A place where
nothing dies, it only crumbles. The statues turn their backs and just
collapse in piles of ashes, fragments, remnants, ruins, trash... They
torched this temple years ago but they left the ghosts to moan on glowing
coals, in a hall that leads to a hall that leads to a hall that leads to a
hall...