THE SOFT PINK ACRONYMS

What does T.H.E.S.O.F.T.P.I.N.K.T.R.U.T.H. stand for?

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Theurgist
Hatches
Enigmatic
Shadow-
Oeuvre,
Fostering
Transformative.
Politics.
Impostors
Note
Kitsch,
Try
Rehashing
Unsuccessfully.
Tuneless
Hooligans!

This
Hairy
Estuary,
So
Obviously
Fucked
To
Pieces,
Is
Nearing
Kulturkampf
Time.
Rebel
Using
The
Heart!

Those
Hideous
Ecclesiasticals
Plan
Invasions.
Nero
Knew:
Tune
Recitals
Unsuccessfully
Thwart
Heat.

Tasting
His
Elastic
Softness,
One's
Fluids
Titillate
Purely
Innocent
Nodules.
Kissing
Tender
Regions
Until
Total
Hardness.

Somehow,
Others
Foolishly
Take
Pride
In
New
Knownothingism,
Taking
Religion
Ultimately
To
Hysteria

Skulls
Of
Fierce
Tigers,
Pressed
Into
Null
Kinesis,
Take
Really
Unfortunate
Tithes,
Homie

Tender
Hedonist,
Exemplar
Sexual
Of
Frisco
Tearooms,
Pete
Is
Naked,
Kneeling,
Throat
Rendering
Unbelievably
Terrific
Head

Teleologists
Hermeneutically
Epitomize
Sophist
Onanism.
Frankly,
Their
Philosophy
Is
Nulled
Kinesthesia
Transposed
Reflexively
Upon
Tinctured
Hermes

Tim?
Harry!
Eh?
Sadness
Once
Functioned
To
Provide
Inspiration.
Now
Kids
That
Remix
Us
Think:
HAPPY!

The
Hungry
Erotic
Soul
Of
Fine
Temptresses
Passionately
Irresistibly
Nixes
Knickers.
The
Romantic
Unzips
The
Hotpants.

Troubadors
Hailing
Enlightened
Souls,
Offering
Freedom
To
Partake
In
Nasty
Kitsch!
The
Result:
Universe
Trumpets
Hallelujah!

To
Harm
Everybody
Sometimes
Overrated
Funk
Thieves
Plagiarize
Inspiration
Not
Knowing
They're
Releasing
Unimaginative
Tracks -
Hello?

Totally
Hot
Extremists
Subpoena
Open-minded
Friends
To
Party
Inducing
Nudist
Kicks
That
Ram
Underlying
Truths
Home

Trigger
Happy
Electronic
Sounds
Order
Freaks
To
Prance
In
Neon
Kimonos
That
Radiate
Unimaginably
Therapeutic
Heat