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Fuck-off Machete,"My First Machete"

Lost Dog Recordings
If Fuck-off Machete succeeds in nothing else, the band will at leasthave three things going for them: one of the best names for a rock bandever; one of the funniest album art concepts in recent memory; and morepress earned for the horribly underrated Ganger, whose bassist NatashaNoramly is one of the Machete's key members. It would go like this inthe record shops — Dude 1: "Who's 'Fuck-off Machete?'" Dude 2: "Thechick from Ganger's new band." D1: "Who's Ganger?" D2: "Dude, come overhere. You're not looking anymore, 'cause I know what you're getting."Now, for those who have already heard Ganger, this first step isunnecessary, and it's time to move right on to the Machete's soliddebut. This is a stronger, angrier, and dirtier band with vocals and alot more moxy. The same undertow of bass exists, and the same darkmelodies and playful attitude, but with Noramly as the ringmaster, thiscircus gets wild real quick. They have a feral quality, but there'salways a feeling like the bark is worse than the bite. That, or it'sbeing carefully held in to be unleashed with a swing that cuts off thelimbs and leaves bloody stumps. "Minority Gang" features her treatedrasp borrowing "Would I Lie to You" by the Eurythymics, but with anironic twist. She would, and she makes it plain. Most tracks start offwith an empassioned but subdued delivery, but then the aforementionedbludgeoning arrives. It never gets too bloody, though, andoccasionally, like on "Watch Them Crash," things start slow and staythere, though the Machete still gets quite a bit louder in places.Ultimately the name of the game on their debut seems to be that nakedemotion gets you everywhere. Noramly even splits vocal duties here andthere, all in the name of using the best voice for the task. Differentsongs, after all, have a different feel, and the distorted sex of hervoice may not necessarily do. By the record's end, the band lets it allout on "My Machines" and then tries out a little synth and strangenesson "Panda." It's a nice touch, showing off a little of where else theycan go. Next time, maybe. For now, it's a strong debut and it's nice tohear that Aereogramme isn't the only post-Ganger band with some chops.

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