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Urgehal, "Goatcraft Torment"
Black metal has always been associated with archaic or dying idealism, murder, violence, and generally over-the-top theatrics, but Urgehal takes it all to a new, disgusting level. Their artwork, unlike previous releases, isn't immediately repulsive, but just a glance at the lyrics will reveal some antisocial, perhaps misanthropic Norwegians in desperate need of a girlfriend or reading material that has nothing to do with either Satan or the Marquis de Sade.
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I'm not blaming Satan for this, nor the Marquis de Sade: I wouldn't insult either of them with an accusation like that. Clearly, however, this foursome has some issues that desperately need to be sorted out. Among them are repressed sexual desires for forced sodomy, tendencies toward extreme sadomasochism, including an expressed interest in watching the torture of children, and myriad of other violent tendencies that add up to a listening experience not worth the paper the lyrics were printed on. I've read things that I think most people would find offensive and tend to be able to stomach even the most extreme of graphic images, but Urgehal leave it all out on the table without reference, rhyme, or reason. I suppose that's part of the appeal: their music is unhinged, divorced from organized thought, sympathy, or even the slightest hint of humanity.
The music is standard black metal grind: fast guitars, fast drums that typically mimic the buzz and thrash of the guitars, and a bass player who matters about as much as the song writing does. It's nothing to write home about and becomes repetitive about three songs in. That's all there is to say about the music and that leaves me, unfortunately, with a band whose opening lyrical statement is, "This is satanic black metal" and whose artwork has been dominated by extremely violent acts on an absolutely ludicrous scale. At some point, when all the violence and supposedly "evil" morality that drives bands like these swells up and becomes violence for the sake of violence, I have to stand back and try hard to laugh because my only other option is to take them seriously. I imagine that's exactly what the band wants, so I'll make a suggestion: don't buy this band's record precisely because they represent outdated modes of thought that are so completely disgusting that even Anton LaVey and his Church of Satan would be hard pressed to represent it. This doesn't represent Satanic anything, it represents a bunch of frustrated, undereducated, over-sexed, mistreated, anti-rational, pro-violence imbeciles with nothing to say but that which will shock the most people. This is as stupid as music and performance gets. Even if this is an act, and somehow I doubt it is, it's a bad one that should be cast into the halls of bad taste and pure ignorance forever.
I know not everyone is willing to conform to a standard and that not everyone thinks rationally and I can just hear all the black metal fans out there arguing that this stuff is pure hatred and should be appreciated for how pure and raw it is, as thought it were a documentary of some kind. My only reply is that even Satan was rational and all this chaos worship is just the helpless cry of people too stupid to understand that. Any number of claims any of these bands make to true Satanism, to reality, and to the facts of the matter are the results of frustration: they're the helpless utterances of talentless songwriters looking for something to shock us all with because their critical skills don't extend far beyond their own willfully limited views. I can understand the attractive elements of violence, the beauty some people see in the moment before death or in the rebellion against traditional morality, but there's nothing new under the sun, after all, and if I really cared to experience such brutality second hand, I'd go pick up a copy of Georges Bataille's Story of the Eye or de Sade's Philosophy in the Boudoir and get some intellectual stimulation while I was at it. Without that stimulation, without that eye towards understanding, all that's left is adolescent rebellion and that's the least interesting, least effective, least convincing kind of all.
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