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Vicious Pink Goo, "Take U To The Car Crash"
Yuck. Thankfully this 12" from Vicious Pink Goo is not indicative ofthe depth and breadth of current trends in dance music.Flameboy
I can get downwith a substance-less booty jam with the best of them, but this is thekind of amateurish, formulaic piffle that makes me want to leave theclub scene well behind. The artists took no care to create or craft asingle sound in the title cut or its b-side remix that is the least bitinteresting. This is simply stock disco and electro rehash withpredictable lead lines and endlessly trite drum beats. Anyone wantingto replicate "Take U To The Car Crash" needs only to purchase a coupleelectro/techno loop CDs and leave all notions of experimentation andfun behind. Cheesy synth lines, mechanical beats and obnoxious trashvocals seal this record as the worst thing I've heard yet this year.The irony of one of the mixes being called "Original Mix" despite thefact that not a single thing about it is original is the only thingabout it that makes me smile.
I can get downwith a substance-less booty jam with the best of them, but this is thekind of amateurish, formulaic piffle that makes me want to leave theclub scene well behind. The artists took no care to create or craft asingle sound in the title cut or its b-side remix that is the least bitinteresting. This is simply stock disco and electro rehash withpredictable lead lines and endlessly trite drum beats. Anyone wantingto replicate "Take U To The Car Crash" needs only to purchase a coupleelectro/techno loop CDs and leave all notions of experimentation andfun behind. Cheesy synth lines, mechanical beats and obnoxious trashvocals seal this record as the worst thing I've heard yet this year.The irony of one of the mixes being called "Original Mix" despite thefact that not a single thing about it is original is the only thingabout it that makes me smile.
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